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Why Dogs Don't use Computers
Can't stick their heads out of Windows `95.
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Fetch command not available on all platforms.
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Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
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Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
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Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
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Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
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Surfs www.pethouse.com instead of working.
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Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.
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`Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand ...
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Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
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Crossbreeds you may Not know
Pointer & Setter = Poinsetter; a traditional Christmas pet
Pekingese & Lhasa Apso = Peekasso; an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel & english Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer; a dog
fresh & clean as a whistle
terrier & Bulldog = Terribull; a dog that makes awful mistakes
Malamute & Pointer = Moot Poot; a dog that...oh, well, it doesn't matter
Collie & Malamute = Commute; a dog that travels to work
Bloodhound & Labrador = Blabador; a dog that barks incessantly
Deerhound & terrier = Derrierre; a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier & Shih Tzu = Bullshitz; a gregarious but reliable breed
q: Why do cows
wear bells?
A: Because their
horns don't work.
q: What did the
fish say when it hit
a concrete wall?
A: Dam
boArDiNg