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If you can start the day without caffeine.
If you can get going without pep pills.
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring
aches and pains.
If you can resist complaining and boring
people with your troubles.
If you can eat the same food every day
and be grateful for it.
If you can understand when your loved
ones are too busy to give you any time.
If you can overlook it when those you love
take it out on you, when, through no fault
of yours, something goes wrong.
If you can ignore a friend's limited
education and never correct him.
If you can resist treating a rich friend
better than a poor friend.
If you can face the world without lies and
deceit.
If you can conquer tension without
medical help.
If you can relax without liquor.
If you can say honestly that deep in your
heart you have no prejudice against
creed, color or politics.
Then, my friend, you are almost as good
as your dog.
- Anonymous -
A Lesson
in Humility
xyZ
q: What do you get
when you cross a par-
rot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie.
q: Why don't they
play poker in the
jungle?
A: Too many
cheetahs.
q: Which side of
a chicken has the
most feathers?
A: The outside.
q: Did you hear
about the silkworms
that had a race?
A: It ended up in
a tie.